Instead of watching game one of the split double header I chose to sleep. Reading the box score tells me Jose "Mashed Tater" Valverde took the loss. However, since I did not see this game I chose to interpret the grueling and exciting battle between a typical Bad Sox player (aka horrible monster that should be neutered and launched into the sun) and Don Kelly - DIFFERENT WIZARD E'ERYDAY WIZARD.
I think I needed to add more lightning bolts; and by more I mean some.
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