Brandon Inge's Hot,Sexy Kissing Booth!

Since Brandon Inge is on the DL, he has had to start selling hot, sexy, mono filled kisses!

The ROD has learned Brandon Inge has mononucleosis. The ROD has also learned how to spell mononucleosis. The ROD has also just lied about learning how to spell mononucleosis and looked it up via Google search. The ROD is also writing about itself in the 3rd person.

Getting back to the hot, sexy point: Brandon Inge is on the disabled list and now must resort to other means to appease his fanatics. Hot, sexy desperation tactics! Yeah! Wait... I don't get it.