The St. Paul Painted Whores Come to Town (Get Your Shots!)

This is what it feels like to be a Detroit Tigers' fan.

Today the Tigers face off against those pesky Twins. The Twins are known for soft hits, things going their way and playing awful baseball in 2K11.

The Tigers are known for not scoring runs past the 1st inning, an awful bullpen and using black magicks (more serious with a k).

ENTER THE DIVE WIZARD!

In today's game, after the Tigers took a 3 - 0 lead, the Twins scrappied back to take a 5 -3 lead. Then Victor Martinez remembered he is, indeed, allowed to hit home runs in Comerica Park. Game tied 5-5!

After that the Tigers loaded the bases and decided that scoring was a little too gauche for a host club to do and let the St. Paul hookers local 617 off the ledge.

However, fate decided not to let the Twins have their way with it again and, in a controversial play, Alex Avila doubled home Jhonny Peralta on what looked like fan interference. Thanks, baseball randomness.

Of course, all of this was just a warm up to the play of the game. Don Kelly - DIVE WIZARD, elects to make his presence felt yet again with a very capable diving catch in the 9th inning for the last out. Kelly just doesn't want me to stop making poor MSPaint pictures, that bastard!