Worst Sox Take Advantage of Struggling Young Hot Hen Who Has Never Felt the Touch of a Strike Zone

Confession: I have never watched all of the "Graduate".

 Tonight the Tigers sent young starting pitcher Andy "Hot Hen" Oliver to the mound against the Chicago Worst Sox. Of course Oliver, being a young man with relatively little experience with major league strike zones, showed signs of being nervous.

Andy just doesn't have the wherewithal to handle such hot, hot, hot K-Zone action. In fact, Andy was so flummoxed he ran away from the inviting, enticing, erotic strike zone and into the arms of the nasty, boorish walk zone.

Andy also forgot you can have a force out at home and combined with a 3 run home run he gave up, he had the Tigers down 4-0. Mercifully Andy was removed for another kid but one who has been around the block a few times. Chuck Furbush was born under a bad sign. Furry never had nothing given to him and was a street wise punk beyond his years. Though he gave up a home run, Furbush didn't act like this was his sweet, innocent prom date. Furry went after that strike zone like someone who goes after things or something, I dunno, but he did his job.

The Tigers closed within 1 run then Juan Pierre hit a home run (3rd of his career) off of Enrique "Bradrique Thomasez" Gonzalez. Tigers lose 6-4. The Tigers also attempted 2 horrible stolen bases and Ryan Raburn almost looked like a bench player! So far this series is off to a bad start and the ROD falls to 4-2 on the season (screw you Hot Hen)!

For reading all of this, you can have an AJ toilet monster:

RWAR~! Me eat poo and act like colostomy bag in more ways than one!