BAT VACATION!~

First strikes and now disappearing for the playoffs - screw you bats!

When Detroit roared into the playoffs the bats were all fine - rested from their earlier bat strike. However, no one told the bats there was going to be an extra month of the season. In fact, no one told the bats that they were supposed to hit the baseball. Instead, the bats went on a tour of Havana, enjoying reenacting scenes from the Motorcycle Diaries and calling each other comrade.

No siree bob, bats aren't good peoples.