EVIL DPS!

These guys are from the bad side of town.

Thanks a ton, Tigers. All them DPs and all them ways to not score. Thanks guys!

COMING ATTRACTIONS

My ambition is only outweighed by my sloth.

Dear R-O-D reader(s),

I have not forgotten you in this cold, cold off season! Despite the lull of football and basketball shenanigans and actually interesting hockey, The R-O-D remembers you, its fan(s).

I will sloppily try to bring back a few classic crappy sports ideas I have been known for on the interwebs. In addition, I am considering trying to crappily illustrate and write an awful book... like the mock up title page above. 

The projects have already been mentioned but...

1. Mocking College Football

2. NBA Pixies and Prisons (not to be confused with another type of game)

3. R-O-D Mysteries - 4 KYDZ

4. The National Basketball Association 2 - Live Big or Ball Harder with a Vengeance 

5. The Oriole Bird Devoured Soul of the Week
6. Potpurri

I'd expect updates on Tuesday, late Pacific (and maybe Sundays).