The Worst Named Team in MLB Today Show Grit, Determination and that They and Their Fanbase Should Choke on Their Own Vomit.

Shitty Balll and What Looks Like a Golden Toilet

So there was some hoopla over a bunt, a pitcher who gets annoyed at the slightest possible slight and angry over a giant slight. Chuck Guillen is the biggest murderer since that one guy who killed that other guy and made him an angel (see what I did there).

All insults aside, I decided to get about as dirty as I could because I felt justified because some other jerks on the internet fail to see why everyone was acting like a jackass. Faux racism is cute, but even a 30 second spell check can help.

Let's talk about how horrible the Los Angeles California Anahiem Los Angeles Angels of Anahiem broadcast crew make Hawk Harrelson look impartial. Let's talk about how I hate Disneyland. Let's talk about how awful those blue and gray uniforms were with the winged A. Those things were vomit worthy. All I know is that the 1986 ALCS was pretty funny and both version of Angels in the Outfield were awful.

Angels were all "male" and had no genitals; that tells you something!

Get On Board the Wonder Bus

Mac Tonight approves!

When the Tigers are down and all their fans begin to frown a hero is found. A man named Miguel, whom baseball people say - that man can play baseball very well.

On this night, the 6th of July, did Miguel hit a ball that did fly. Fly far into the California night,ending the Tigers plight of being far behind, and win the Tigers did in kind.

Oh Wonder Bus, what is all the fuss? I hear naysayers shout. What is this nickname all about? I say look to the score - Detroit 5, Anaheim 4.

Umpires at the Apollo

BOO THESE MEN!

So, once again, piles of filth like Joe West and Angel Hernandez decide to make a baseball game about them, ignoring rules and common sense just to act like petulant children. Well, I hate you two. I hope MLB finally starts to fire and/or sanction bulbous sores on its ass like you two sooner rather than later. Hernandez is terrible and Joe West is his ass pimple amigo.

These two must be put out to pasture. Yet, the Tigers main fault was their inability to actually hit (yet again). That's 2 runs in 18 innings. Stop blowing.

More DPs Than an Adult Book Store

The Tigers elected to work out their various digestive problems by unleashing a torrent of excrement on the baseball diamond tonight. Sure the Angels stole a few hits via good glove work but the sheer amount of GIDP that I saw tonight made me feel ill and somewhat aroused.

I'm sorry but, Tigers, you're making me want to strangle things. Stop being bad.