By Your Powers Combined...

Who would have thought this would happen?

Today was a wondrous day. Both Don Kelly, ADEQUATE BASEBALL WIZARD and Ryan "Sad Sack" Raburn contributed to a Tigers victory. Phil Coke was good out of the bullpen, Max - AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH , Savior of the Universe appeared. Overall, nothing else could be asked for from these Tigers. The Naughty Logos still managed to win but as we have seen, they aren't a sure thing.

I can't believe I had the chance to draw this!

Get On Board the Wonder Bus

Mac Tonight approves!

When the Tigers are down and all their fans begin to frown a hero is found. A man named Miguel, whom baseball people say - that man can play baseball very well.

On this night, the 6th of July, did Miguel hit a ball that did fly. Fly far into the California night,ending the Tigers plight of being far behind, and win the Tigers did in kind.

Oh Wonder Bus, what is all the fuss? I hear naysayers shout. What is this nickname all about? I say look to the score - Detroit 5, Anaheim 4.

Umpires at the Apollo

BOO THESE MEN!

So, once again, piles of filth like Joe West and Angel Hernandez decide to make a baseball game about them, ignoring rules and common sense just to act like petulant children. Well, I hate you two. I hope MLB finally starts to fire and/or sanction bulbous sores on its ass like you two sooner rather than later. Hernandez is terrible and Joe West is his ass pimple amigo.

These two must be put out to pasture. Yet, the Tigers main fault was their inability to actually hit (yet again). That's 2 runs in 18 innings. Stop blowing.

More DPs Than an Adult Book Store

The Tigers elected to work out their various digestive problems by unleashing a torrent of excrement on the baseball diamond tonight. Sure the Angels stole a few hits via good glove work but the sheer amount of GIDP that I saw tonight made me feel ill and somewhat aroused.

I'm sorry but, Tigers, you're making me want to strangle things. Stop being bad.

Good Bye Dumb National League!

I never expected this!

Tigers win 6-3; Ryan Raburn makes game saving catch. I have no more words.

A cascade of filth disguised as a baseball game.

Today’s Tigers performance was reminiscent of a slaughter house. The pitchers were swaying on the hooks, drying and with flies scattering when the masked workers would select a slab to carve.

Entrails and the slop of life made moist noises on the floor. I could barely contain my urge to expel everything I have ever eaten and run as far away from that gruesome scene as I could.

But my legs would not work and my eyes would not shut. All I could do is stare, mouth agape and let that putrid stench violate all of my senses.

I Want to Fire the Bullpen Out of a Cannon.

Stop sucking.