The Return of the Return of the Return of the Return of the Return of the Comeback of the R-O-D

Well now, it's been over a year since this giant ball of crap has rotated the sun and the R-O-D has been dormant.

Why?

Writing about baseball is hard when you don't watch too much (thanks to schedules). Instead of only writing, and drawing crap, about beisbol, the R-O-D is about to try writing about whatever the R-O-D wants.

Will the R-O-D succeed? Probably not. Will the R-O-D ever stop talking about the R-O-D in the third person? Probably not. Will the R-O-D be entertaining? Probably not. Did Easy-E die of complications from AIDS? Probably.

Was it necessary to make that joke? Probably not.

Off Day Again?

JOBA likes this turn of events!

The All Star Break is Awful

No more ASB crap!

From Vomit to Pyrrhic Triumph!

THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS GAME! DON KELLY PITCHED! WOW!

Afternoon Delight

The Tigers beat the Dodgers in an afternoon game that maybe 30 people saw. That's 89 more people than the total attendance for the Tampa Bay Rays in the month of June! The Tigers get the old star and trident Mariners' logo for their efforts! Good job (see me after class because you've stunk most of the time).

The M's should go back to this logo.

Tigers Lost Yesterday But I Drew a Van Today!

No one asked but Ryan begged me to show off his bitchin' van!

At the moment of this post the Tigers and Dodgers are tied 1-1! However, I am more interested in showing off Ryan "ERROR WUNDERKIND/RELIANT K" Raburn's bitching van (note lack of windows) instead of waiting to recap the game. Recapping is so last week!

Instead I will post a couple of bad pictures and bask in the adulation of the tens of tens of R-O-D fan(s). Yes. The R-O-D has more than one fan (supposedly). We're going places! The Tigers are lucky to have me as a inept MS Paint using fan, yes siree bob! Did I mention I dislike Ryan Raburn? I didn't? Oh well!

Hello semi-retarded bird!

So here's an alternate, old Baltimore Orioles logo, dedicated to an internet pal! I hope you like crappy MS Paint, internet friend!

Oh Boy! Tied for First Again!

This says it all.

Oh Joba...

Joba in happier times. (Drawn on 1/10000th scale)

Looks like the Wonderful World of Joba Eats Anything CC Has Leftover in His Jowels is over. Alas, Joba, we hardly knew ye. Please don't eat New Jersey in your grief spiral... wait, on second thought, eat New Jersey and Massachusetts!

It's Not a Schooner.

Yo ho ho! Merry Christmas, mateys!

The Marineros are coming to town bringing some fine pitching and putrid hitting (Wrath of CHONE~!). Let's do this!

Will the Streak Continue?

The Rather Quite Angry Cloud!

While today's game related post/sarcastic commentary will go on as scheduled, tomorrow's may actually miss being on time. Actual important appointment whatitswhoits and intermittent tomfoolery are on the agenda for Thursday.

The Minnesota Kave Kubel.

So I leave you with our friend, the Rather Quite Angry Cloud and an even older MS PAINT picture of Jason Kubel in his natural habitat.

Do not cry for me, Argentina, I am not a war criminal hiding out inside your glorious borders, enjoying hot Argentinian lay-deez. Really, I am not so stop asking. Don't make me move to Latvia because I am too hot a celebrity there and would rather stay out of their scandal rags.

Almost Late Night Update!

You lucky duckies up late get a first hand glimpse of what the ROD does when it is late at night and the ROD does not feel like playing video games.

Behold: the Wanker!

Making Tigers fans hate Australia since he threw up and called it baseball.

While "tosser" may seem to be a better nickname for the horribleness that is Brad Thomas, let's be honest - Thomas is a wanker. He's awful and pretty much signals a white flag whenever he comes into a game. You throw Brad Thomas on the mound when you no longer care about life or winning or watching anything resembling baseball. Heck, Brad Thomas is the Tigers way of saying: turn the TV and go do something with your life. I say: fire Brad Thomas... out of a cannon... into the sun! Seriously, Brad Thomas is awful.

I hate that Brad Thomas generally pitches poorly and a passable to just above mediocre performance is considered good for him. Screw that noise! I want the Tigers to succeed and I do not believe they can with Brad Thomas on their staff. Thankfully Thomas is currently on the disabled list. Either way, he's a wanker on the mound!

Brandon Inge's Hot,Sexy Kissing Booth!

Since Brandon Inge is on the DL, he has had to start selling hot, sexy, mono filled kisses!

The ROD has learned Brandon Inge has mononucleosis. The ROD has also learned how to spell mononucleosis. The ROD has also just lied about learning how to spell mononucleosis and looked it up via Google search. The ROD is also writing about itself in the 3rd person.

Getting back to the hot, sexy point: Brandon Inge is on the disabled list and now must resort to other means to appease his fanatics. Hot, sexy desperation tactics! Yeah! Wait... I don't get it.